Can Nutz Hang?

[SELLC]

After being on these internet forums for so long I often wonder what was the first conversation I have ever had with Nutz and exactly what kind of smart ass reply he would have made.

Considering back in the hay day Nutz actually had a pair and was quite fun to rip on both in and out of the off-topic forums, he is now somewhat restrained, mundane, and even a little boaring. I don't know if its been all them years of kissing ass at BenzWorld.org or if maybe now he is just trying to present himself as a respectable forum owner.

I imagine nutz as an older (50's) Black Male with gray hair. I imagine him to be thin or wiry with rather large gangly teeth. I also imagine him to be one of them guys who wears Sears Pinstripe dress shirts that are so thin you can see the wife beater he wears underneath. I also imagine him to have a pocket protector with bottle cap thickness black rimed glasses. As if this was not enough I imagine him to wear rainbow suspenders with black shoes and white socks.

His music collection are most likely to include Cool and the Gang, Milli Vanilli, Vanilla Ice, Mike Jackson, and his most favorite mentor MC Hammer.....

STOP .... HAMMER TIME

Am I warm on any of these? How about a face to go with the name Nutz?

 

[79Mercy]

What ya got to say Nutz?

[Daniel]

I'd vote that NUTZ not take on a battle of wits with an unarmed man. 

[nutz4benz]

After being on these internet forums for so long I often wonder what was the first conversation I have ever had with Nutz and exactly what kind of smart ass reply he would have made.

Considering back in the hay day Nutz actually had a pair and was quite fun to rip on both in and out of the off-topic forums, he is now somewhat restrained, mundane, and even a little boaring. I don't know if its been all them years of kissing ass at BenzWorld.org or if maybe now he is just trying to present himself as a respectable forum owner.


 

[SELLC]

Oh come on nutz you can do better than that! No more photo chop left in ya?

Here is about the extent of my photoshop skills



I did however expect more from you Nutz

[SELLC]

He's still hang'n! 

Nice to see you got all your post back! I was absent for a long time because I thought you **** canned the old threads. I guess you must have just been re-organizing.